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(98 votes) Published: Jun 30, 2007 6:57 p.m. In 7 Favorites Lists Viewed 957 times
this will be a reference guide for whenever you want a few quick bucks but you don’t know how.. please not this is only for INSPIRATIONAL purposes, I am not going into high detail and into any instructions. figure it out yourself..
Fake Weed This will only work on hardcore dope fiends, first time weed smokers, or a once in a lifetime thing. Alot of eggs are on the topic, they are however too complicated. I just like to roll blunts of reggie and shake for 10$.. it works fine but don’t take this to a higher level, only sell ONE or else you risk getting jumped... And you’ll also ruin your reputation as a drug dealer. personally I like to say it’s some funky Jamaican weed, or I found it on the floor. That way I cannot really be blamed for it’s bad quality.
Complicated shit I don’t recommend spending 2 hours trying to roll one blunt. It should take 30 seconds to roll a fake blunt, 2 minutes max.
Markers and spraypaint to lil kids Here’s one I did the other day, I bought some Sharpie poster paint markers, which I suppose could be used to do graffiti, however Personally I would NEVER use something like that. it has a horrible smell, it fades after a week, and it barely drips. I racked some (you can buy it for 5$ at any art store) and sold it to this stupid kid on my street for 25$. Make sure you have a reputation as a graffiti writer to the kid, so he’ll trust you. How my conversation went with him (to help you out)
Me: Yo I just got this doppppee marker off the internet!!
him: what?! oh wow you bought something from the internet! do your parents know?
me: shh they don’t.. I paid 30$ for it but my parents are searching my room so I gotta get rid of it.. I’ll give it to you for 35$
him: ummm
me: yo check how drippy that shit is.. omg and I love the smell so much..
him: I only got like 20$ I can ask my parents for some money..
me: alright man..
and you can tell how the rest went.
hustlin’ immigrants There was this beach near my house in the summer, and I would quickly scan like fifteen 5$ bills.. they looked shitty and everything, but there was like 3000-5000 immigrants on the beach just walking around, so I would ask them for change and I made a few hundred bucks in a day..
Shoplifting This is kind of obvious, but ohh well I might as well include it.. Walk into a store, pocket item and walk out. some variations you could do.. after you steal a small but expensive thing, you can return it for a gift card or sometimes cash, it helps if you’re cute and it’s a young cashier.
or you can go buy something, and then go back with the receipt, take the exact same thing that you bought off the rack and try to return it (this depends on your store, and again try to go for the younger cashier)
Lots of possibilities..
"repair peoples computers" Find someone with a broken computer, then you can replace whatever you want with some shitty graphics card. What’s even better, you can go onto and try to figure out what they use the computer most and it helps you get away with it alot easier. I.E: you look and see someone never uses a computer for games, that’s simple replace the graphics card with some shitty thing, and it shouldn’t be such a problem. make sure it’s unnoticeable..
Wal-Mart self check-out If your wal-mart has a self check-out, you can scan a cheap dumb video game, but you drop an expensive game inside the bag. But beware, it must be somewhere around the same weight. those bags can actually weigh what you’re buying and if it doesn’t match, it rings and you’re busted. easy to get out of though.
Fake robbery If you work at a place that packs a few grand by the end of the night, find a friend willing to walk into there with a fake gun or something and say ’stick em up’ and you give them the cash and after the ordeal you split the money together.
simple. makes it easier for him too..
school/raffle scams If your teachers trust you, and you help run those school fairs and all that, after all the money you have at the end, you can only write a fraction of the sales, leaving you with a handy profit. or you could just keep it, or place a fake robbery. it’s up to you.
you can even hook up your friends with free tickets, or sell them for cheaper and keep the profit.
You can go rack a whole box of candy bars from dollarama (unbelievably easy, I stole 4 boxes last time, easy as pie.) and sell them individually for less then the school vending machines sell them.
you can steal a copy of the exam, and sell them for 100-300$ each.
You can d-l a bunch of porn and distribute them around your school for 10-20$ a pop. the possibilities of moneymaking inside a school zone is INFINITE. just be creative.
scam a cheaper meal go to subway when they’re busy order an expensive 12 inch like I got the chicken bacon ranch which is like the most expensive one grab a soda outa the cooler and put it where they cant see it, when they ask you what you got tell them one of the cheapest subs then you save like 5 bucks and get a free soda. if they give you shit about the soda make a big deal and throw a fit that you told them you wanted the meal before ect. and ask to see the manager, if you pull it off well you’ll still get it for free but usually they dont even notice it.
this is simple: look for a stupid cashier at your favorite fast food restaurant, or just ask for change for a 20$ bill. Then lets say they give you a ten, say they only gave you a ten. it’s a quick scam, you can’t really get caught if they know then they’ll just tell you off worst comes to worst. simple.
Paintballs This is easy. buy the pack of like 5k for like $40(or steal it, then you made mad money) sell packs of 250 for $10 to little kids. after 4 sales you’ll start making profit.
Muggin toys Wait for a bunch of toys to roll up at your paint shop and let them buy like 3 bags of paint and shit, then when they walk out you just jump them and get the paint. I done that and got so much paint.
Or, go to a skatepark and ask a person to play a game or wtv, then while they’re busy tricking or wtv you punch them while they’re skating and take there money and board then get the fuck outta there. Make sure noone is there.
oh and.. oh you silly silly kids, welcome to a day in the life of me..
just broke down and turned 2 ounces of blow into 3 last night
Jul 06, 2007 4:03 pm - im still sticking with my first comment, the "hustling" examples you gave are fairly well known, well atleast i know of them, so i dont really think youve taught us anything new here. i think you just wanted to show off some of ur pics =).
some of these just seem like common sense (shoplifting and asking for change) and some are just really plain stupid.
Some are. some aren’t. Don’t rate low if a few are crappy, I still bring the crappy ones with the good ones, So people don’t bitch about them or anything/
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-selling paint markers wont work if the person ur selling to has some knowledge of paints or what companies make good paint, sharpie poster paint markers arent even oil based paints so only a fucking fool would buy one for, let alone for $30
That’s why I said to sell it to kids who think they write.. fuckin dumbass..
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-at subway when ever you order a sub, the person who made the sub is usually the one who rings it up at the register so they know whats in the sub, if not, then the person who made it will tell the person at the register whats in it, they arent stupid enough to leave it up to you to tellt them whats in it, well thats atleast how it works at all the ones i been to
Not all the time, especially when they’re busy you can get away with it...
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-if u repair someones computer they will notice that you gave them a shitty graphics card or other shitty hardware, especially if that person is a gamer they will notice they might not even be able to play the games they used to
If someone cannot repair there very own computer, They should be stupid enough to not notice. And that’s why I said to try to make it unnoticeable
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-the whole raffle ticket/scaming the school isnt the brightest idea because if you do get caught then you are very fucked(expeltion/susp ntion)
Sometimes you need cash.. what can I say..
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-as far as jacking someone goes, it is a little bit of a crap shoot, you dont know what that person is gonna do you, ex: if they have a knife or gun[/quote]
Yea I know. That’s why you should be prepared for anything.
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2*, nice pics though
I feel like I should have been given more. Maybe you’re jealous?
Jul 04, 2007 7:43 pm - some of these just seem like common sense (shoplifting and asking for change) and some are just really plain stupid.
-selling paint markers wont work if the person ur selling to has some knowledge of paints or what companies make good paint, sharpie poster paint markers arent even oil based paints so only a fucking fool would buy one for, let alone for $30
-at subway when ever you order a sub, the person who made the sub is usually the one who rings it up at the register so they know whats in the sub, if not, then the person who made it will tell the person at the register whats in it, they arent stupid enough to leave it up to you to tellt them whats in it, well thats atleast how it works at all the ones i been to
-if u repair someones computer they will notice that you gave them a shitty graphics card or other shitty hardware, especially if that person is a gamer they will notice they might not even be able to play the games they used to
-the whole raffle ticket/scaming the school isnt the brightest idea because if you do get caught then you are very fucked(expeltion/susp ntion)
-as far as jacking someone goes, it is a little bit of a crap shoot, you dont know what that person is gonna do you, ex: if they have a knife or gun
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